I love what William Bains (University of Cambridge) has to say about extraterrestrial life and how it might appear to us. “Wouldn’t it be sad if the most alien things we found in the galaxy were just like us, but blue and with tails?” He’s thinking, of course, of some science fiction evocations of aliens and their general similarities to our own species, perhaps the result of Hollywood budgetary constraints as much as lack of imagination. But Bains is interested in alien life for more than cinematic reasons. He’s looking hard at Titan, and envisioning what life there might look like.

Image: A flat, calm, liquid methane-ethane lake on Titan is depicted in this artist’s concept. Copyright 2008 Karl Kofoed.

Life on Titan would be, by our standards, a bit unusual. Says Bains:

“Life needs a liquid; even the driest desert plant on Earth needs water for its metabolism to work. So, if life were to exist on Titan, it must have blood based on liquid methane, not water. That means its whole chemistry is radically different. The molecules must be made of a wider variety of elements than we use, but put together in smaller molecules. It would also be much more chemically reactive.”

Bains will discuss these matters at the 2010 meeting of the Royal Astronomical Society in Glasgow, a gathering that meets all week, and one whose results we’ll follow with interest. As to Titan, Bains’ talk acknowledges that the distant moon presents an enormous challenge for astrobiology, but perhaps not an insurmountable one. Although a surface temperature of -180 Celsius could not support life as we know it, we do have liquid methane and ethane available in ponds and lakes on the surface. Sunlight is only a tenth of a percent as intense on Titan’s surface as on the surface of the Earth, so energy is a problem, meaning slow-growth organisms like lichen are more theoretically plausible than fast movers.

Yet forms of life might emerge. And it’s entertaining to think of a true Titanian alien as depicted by some ambitious film director of the future. Says Bains:

“Hollywood would have problems with these aliens. Beam one onto the Starship Enterprise and it would boil and then burst into flames, and the fumes would kill everyone in range. Even a tiny whiff of its breath would smell unbelievably horrible. But I think it is all the more interesting for that reason.”

It’s hard to disagree. Aliens in the cinema are notoriously anthropomorphic or, at best, suggest odd forms of other Earth species more than serious attempts to tackle extraterrestrial beings. On Titan we have to think about the solubility of chemicals in liquid methane, which is limited and dependent on molecular weight. A metabolism functioning in liquid methane would have to be built of smaller molecules than in terrestrial biochemistry, with molecules having more than 6 non-hydrogen atoms being essentially insoluble. We would expect, says Bains, sulphur and phosphorus in diverse and unstable forms, and other elements, such as silicon. All of which leads to the potent creature described above.

Maybe the excellent ‘Exoplanets Rising’ conference jacked my expectations up to unreasonable levels, but as the RAS 2010 meeting gets going, I’m going through the site looking for evidence that video streaming or archiving of these sessions will be forthcoming. Let’s hope so. UC Santa Barbara’s Kavli Institute for Theoretical Physics did at terrific job in getting the exoplanet talks posted the next day, so that we now have a complete archive of the ‘Exoplanets Rising’ sessions, including posters. In doing so, they’ve set a high standard for future conferences. RAS take note!

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